I AM A SELF PROMOTION MASTER
I AM A SELF PROMOTION MASTER
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The only thing that might fuck up my @londonmarathon training is when I inevitably get picked to be on #theisland with @beargrylls
The only thing that might fuck up my @londonmarathon training is when I inevitably get picked to be on #theisland with @beargrylls. Ima hunt down a crocodile and fuck it up.
He managed to capture me perfectly
He managed to capture me perfectly. @gideonphoto is incredibly talented.
3 different roast meats, potatoes, veg, and gravy in a giant Yorkshire pudding
3 different roast meats, potatoes, veg, and gravy in a giant Yorkshire pudding. £6. 10 points. #manchesterfood
No one I know got into @londonmarathon so y’all can just support me as I make a marathon look like a walk to the shops
No one I know got into @londonmarathon so y’all can just support me as I make a marathon look like a walk to the shops.
I feel like each time I go to ‘this and that’ the meat dishes have less meat in them and the portions are smaller :(
I feel like each time I go to ‘this and that’ the meat dishes have less meat in them and the portions are smaller :(
When you go to the gym too early
When you go to the gym too early. “Excuse me kind sir. Whilst half asleep I locked my lock key in my locker”
It actually worked ! Cooking eggs inside ham and then loading then with cheese
It actually worked ! Cooking eggs inside ham and then loading then with cheese. #protein
Look
Look. A Halloween tree !
If life gives you lemons
If life gives you lemons.. get yourself to Hasty Tasty - the best food in Manchester.
I’m becoming a Yoga pro
I’m becoming a Yoga pro. #asflexibleasadeadcat #stopmybodyfallingapart
Jaoss ! I won ! I have no clue how much
Jaoss ! I won ! I have no clue how much.. but I won. #winner #worstreturnsever #dreamscometrue #believe #lol