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Why the fuck has it taken me this long to buy a curtain. Finally sleep may be mine. #sleepwanted

Ok App. Calm the fuck down. #liverpool #cruising

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Well this TV is kinda shit. #nottheseventy

Got myself an advent calendar finally. On the 24th. Had to settle for shitty gluten free one. #christmas

Hilarious Christmas trick. Go back to parents for Christmas. Bring suitcase of washing even though you are 28. Watch as world crumbles around you. #thisisgonnabefuckinghilarious

If you ever think you can’t do something, you are wrong. #hwpo #boston2018

Things less dense than wine - #lemon #cinnamon

@jamiegadventures spoon is shit. #spoonsofinstagram

Good morning swan. My name is doggo. #dogs #dogsofinstagram #woof #swansofinstagram

Let’s go. #training #trainingproper #tomrades #comrades2019 #londonmarathon #fuckhills #ihatetrack